Yes, it's that time of the year when all the soothsayers, mystics, prophets, bullshitters, etc., etc., rear their  heads in an attempt to predict the coming year.

So this year, why the hell not me?

(If I hadn't procrastinated away the first five days of the year I would have gotten this entry in on time…….. but I had earlier predicted that I was gonna be five days late. SO THERE!)

1. Somebody famous is going to die

2. Somebody famous will be born.

3. Something will happen that will shock the world, leaving many horrified, and wondering how such a thing could ever have happened.

4. Things will get worse.

5. Things will get better.

6. Brittney Spears will be admitted to the hospital on the grounds of mental instability. (See how good I am?)

7. The stock market will……… will………. will………. -wait for it…………. FLUCTUATE!   -!!Huzzah!!!

8. We will get fatter

9. We will get dumber.

10. Life will go on in much the same way it always has, only differently.

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