We don't have too many choices here in my neighborhood.

You might want to hang out with the boys at the PREMTIME Sports Cafe. While you're sitting there sipping your favorite libation, you can contemplate some of life's more profound questions -like who the bigger moron is: the guy who told the sign painter how to spell PRIMETIME, or the guy who actually painted the sign……

Or, you could walk across the street and have a few at this classic:

That's right folks! 'This Month Only!'

What the fuck?

'I'll be drinking for 'This Month Only?'

'We plan on staying in business for 'This Month Only?'

'I'm dressing in drag for 'This Month Only?'

The beer sure is cheap though…………

By the way, I don't know what the 1540 means either. It sure as shit isn't the address….

Then, a mere two blocks up the street, there's this place. You'd think from the name that it's Irish; as in 'O'Malleys', or O'Shaughnessys' But it's not. It's 'O PATIO.' I don't know about you, but I've never known an Irishman named O'Patio.

Oh well, at least you can sit out on the O Patio's patio on sunny summer afternoons when you should be working, knowing fully well that the boss will never see you.

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