O.k., O.k……..
So this guy is really trying to fuck this girl that he met so he decides to take her to Vegas.
He books a room at the 'Sands' 'cause Sinatra's playing there.
They check into their ritzy hotel room, and the fella says 'sit tight for a couple of minutes baby, I'm gonna go downstairs and check out all the perks.'
He walks out into the hall, calls the elevator, and when he boards, who should be going down in the car but Sinatra himself!
'Holy Jesus', this guy thinks………'now's my chance to make a big impression on this chick!'
He plays it cool for a few seconds, and then he leans in close to Frank and says 'Hello Mr. Sinatra. I'm here with my girlfriend, and it would really impress her if you came over to our table at the end of your show and said 'Hi Joe' to me.
Sinatra glares back at him, but then he relents and says to Joe 'Alright pal. Wait until after I do my encore and the room has cleared. I'll come over to your table, ask you how your doing, and then shake hands.'
Well…… Joe's over the moon! Here's his big chance. He Says to Sinatra 'thank you so much Mr Sinatra. This is the best thing anyone has ever done for me in my entire life!!!!'
Well, a couple of hours later, Joe and his girlfriend go down to the dining club, have a great meal, and enjoy a superb show by 'The Chairman of the Board' himself. They watch as he does his encore, and just as things seem like they're wrapping up for the evening, Joe orders a couple more drinks and says to his girlfriend 'Let's have another round, and savor the night. This is a fantastic evening!'
In a moment or two, their drinks show up, and as they sit sipping their cocktails, who should appear from the side of the curtain but 'Ol Blue Eyes himself!!!
Sinatra walks right over to their table and extending his hand to shake says to Joe 'Hiya Joe. Glad you could make it. How's things?'
Joe looks up to Sinatra, and without missing a beat shoots back 'Jesus Frank….. how many times have I got to tell you? Fuck Off! Can't you see I'm with a lady???'
…..Sorry..