Track 5

First off, let me state: This song is NOT autobiographical. I have never called into work sick when I was really drunk! Hell, I would have gone right in!

Secondly, I've never gambled away a whole paycheck. Sure, I've drank 'em all up before, but there's a difference. Everybody knows that when you're tanked, you can't possibly be responsible for your actions!!!

Thirdly, I've never had unprotected sex. Shit, I don't even think I've ever even had sex.

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